I’m just a plainspoken Colorado criminal defense lawyer, but the way I see it…

Good news for people who were afraid the Republican National Convention might be as boring as the primary campaign this year: ¬†an even hundred naked women will be on hand to welcome Donald Trump. While not as many as typically appear for a private Trump function, still it’s a statistically significant number of bare buttocks.

It’s all for art, of course, by photographer Spencer Tunick, who for decades now has organized nearly four score massively nude public art installations, and never seems to get arrested.

It is said that a number of prominent Republicans who announced they would boycott the convention — including Mitt Romney, John McCain, and anybody named Bush — are reconsidering their decisions.


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