This Is Not Your Father’s Lawyer

I’m just a plainspoken Colorado criminal defense lawyer, but the way I see it…

Hans Meyer is one of the finest immigration lawyers in my home state of Colorado. Given the widespread importance of immigration issues here, that means he’s also one of the finest immigration lawyers in my home country of the United States.

What I didn’t know about him until, like, today, is that he’s also one crazy-ass mofo. That guy pictured above ain’t Iggy Pop. That’s Hans.

This soft-spoken, gentle, tough as titanium advocate for the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to be free, is the punkest punk rocker who ever set foot in a law school. Clark Kent, Dr. Jekyll, meet Hans.

You can see, and hear, what I mean here. It’s the most fun you’ll ever have in the world of criminal defense.

Hans is the singer, and to the best of my knowledge has never appeared in court anything remotely like this.